Your brain on capitalism

  • Source: sent by owner, 2026-10-02
  • Verdict: keep

Pastel sticker: a smiling green zombie holding a carton of french fries, with labels reading ADHD, ChatGPT, and MICRO-PLASTICS pointing down at it, and a banner reading YOUR BRAIN ON CAPITALISM.

The "your brain on drugs" PSA format, updated for the current stack of ambient afflictions. The zombie is smiling. The fries are presumably the only thing in the image that isn't trying to rewire you, and even that's debatable. The little ghost in the corner is just happy to be included.

Fart Knocker editorial cartoon: the smiling zombie kid holding fries under the ADHD/ChatGPT/microplastics labels, while the burger-octopus pundit in the corner declares "Honestly, this is the most engaged we've ever been."

Fart Knocker, resident pundit, weighs in.

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